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Ever read a novel by Dan Brown? Cringed or giggled while doing so?

Then, you might enjoy this:

Don't make fun of renowned author Dan Brown

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Date: 2013-05-12 10:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealsnape.livejournal.com
I am giggling as a woman who has something to be giggling about and is suitably giggling about it. Never has the renowned author been given a more suitable encomium.


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Date: 2013-05-12 11:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] purplefluffycat.livejournal.com
I am sitting at my north-facing desk, typing that I am pleased you giggled, with the pleasure that a koi carp feels when habitually flying.

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Date: 2013-05-12 12:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lash-larue.livejournal.com
I clambered down from my home made bed in the bedroom I made myself on the side of the tar paper shack in which I live, I was angry, because I was awake, and the ankle between my foot and leg was hurting like a torn-up sexagenarian's sixty-year-old-ankle. I fixed breakfast for my morning meal in my kitchen where I have a stove like a swaybacked old horse and a toaster oven to make toast out of bread and a coffee maker that I use to make coffee. I put peanut butter on the toast, rich brown stuff that reminds me of peanuts, only ground up and speadable , like a sort of butter made from peanuts. I got a banana from the fruit bowl. It was small and yellow with a couple of little brown spots and it was shaped like a sinister grin or a boomerang that looks like a banana.

I stumbled to my computer on my aged ankle and listened to it snap and pop like an unstable arthritic ankle suspended from an unstable arthritic knee that snapped and popped like an ankle. Allowing the hot, rich brown liquid to clear my bleary eyes from my somnolent stomach, I went to LJ, where I found this shit.

I smiled like a banana.


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